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My Scrapbook

Bits 'o My Wisdom:

This stuff is straight from my dome

• If Spock wouldn't do it, you shouldn't either. Unless your drunk... then, well, whatever is whatever.
• Religion is a crutch.
• You shouldn't bag on handicapped people.
• People win money playing poker, unless they don't.
• Never play poker with someone named after a city.
• Everybody should be a conservative anarchist... or a Democrat. Never a Republican. Shut up.
• Republicans taste good with barbecue sauce.
• Bush is not a Republican. He is a Theocratic Monarchist (AKA Religous Bully (AKA Big Fat Dick)).
• Theocratic Monarchists taste even better than Republicans, but you gotta add some tabasco sauce to cover the taste of bullshit.
• What butter & Guinness will not cure, there's no cure for.
• Ninjas are wicked awesome, and if you don't think so, they will cut your head right off without even thinking twice about it. Check out Real Ultimate Power if you don't believe me.
• Southern New Hampshire is cool.
• Anybody who's ever wailed on a guitar is cool.
• Albert Einstein is cool.
• It's easy if you're doin it.
• It's OK to lie, but cheaters and stealers will all die.

Bits'o Other People's Wisdom

These quotes were mostly taken from people's forum signatures. They include comments/remarks by me

• A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyr's blood.
• There are 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms in me and 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms in the universe. I am, therefore, 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the universe.
  • Though I am matter, all matter, and nothing but matter, I don't matter much. This is why we have mouths.
• There is no wholly satisfactory substitute for brains, but silence does pretty well.
  • Unless you're laughably stupid, of course.

Notable Quotes:

These are remarkable quotes from people who's name I know

• This is MYYY UUUUNITED STATES of whatEEEVAAAA!
  • The Constitution, and Liam Lynch
• The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.
  • John Updike
• Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
  • Abraham Lincoln
• There ain't nothin I can do,
  cause life is a lesson: you learn it when you're through.
  • Limp Bizkit
• Stupid people do stupid things.
  Smart people out-smart each other... then themSELVES then themSELVES!
  • System of a Down
• We'll be saying hello to intelligent life forms everywhere; and to everyone else: the secret is to bang the rocks together.
  • Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy AKA The Book
• Arriving half-drunk in a foreign place is hard on the nerves. You have a feeling that something is wrong, that you can't get a grip.
  • Hunter S. Thompson, The Rum Diary
• I busted my hump trying to get to level 35. Now I'm bored of grinds and elite dungeons, and after a few beers and a long day at work, slaughtering three dozen level tens in the space of fifteen minutes is frickin hilarious. I practically wet myself laughing last night when I killed four low level mages with a single well placed AOE spell. I do it because it amuses me, and to hell with everything else.
  • Xixix
• I'm Nasty on so many levels: shitlist, sexual beast, sometimes I don't take a shower for a few days, etc...
  • Nick "Nasty"
• I'm not here for a long time,
  I'm here for a good time.
  • Keith Holt
• Well, as far as I'm concerned, reality can go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.
  • Steven King
• Cuz the boyz in the hood are always hard;
  you come talkin that trash, we'll pull your card.
  Knowin nothin in life but to be legit,
  don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't said shit.
  • Eazy E - Well sorry guy, I just had to
• Sometimes we gotta search for information
  to find out why we was put in this certain situation.
  • Wu-Tang Clan -Tip donated by Nate the CS Poet, UNH.

Things not to do:

• Vote for Bush,
• or do what some dude on the internet says.
• Drive drunk into a bush,
• or do what anyone in the world says.

Straight jokes:

• Q
• What do you call 25 guys watching the World Series?
• A
• The Yankees