Happy Earth Day!

Save a cow, ride a cowgirl. I'll drink to that, then recycle my empty bottle. Being green is good.

You're not the only one stuck on this globe, so don't act like it. Put the butts in a frick'en ashtray, and fix your damn muffler. Cause if you don't, big momma-nature is gonna punish you one of these days.

She has no mercy.
There is nowhere to run.
There is nowhere to hide.

Get off your arrogant rocker and pay some respect bitch, or we're all going down!