Save a cow, ride a cowgirl. I'll drink to that, then recycle my empty bottle. Being green is good.

You're not the only one stuck on this globe, so don't act like it. Put the butts in a frick'en ashtray, and fix your damn muffler. Cause if you don't, big momma-nature is gonna punish you one of these days.

She has no mercy.
There is nowhere to run.
There is nowhere to hide.

Get off your arrogant rocker and pay some respect bitch, or we're all going down!

Rest in peace Dimebag Darrell.
You rocked, and because of that I rocked.

You're riffs will forever please.

Funny how "values" was the most cited reason for people voting Bush. Terrorism a close second.
Funny how Massachusetts, New York, and Calafoinia all have huge gay populations, and are also most susceptible to terrorist attacks (lots of people + money + popular landmarks = prime targets), and they voted for Kerry.
Apparently, one needs to be at a safe distance to really get the whole picture and truly know what to do about these issues. Or maybe being close to the ocean makes people smarter. Or maybe being far away from anything at all makes people dumber. Or maybe Dick Cheney shot lightning bolts at all who would vote for anyone but Bush; he does resemble the Dark Jedi Emperor Palpatine, on many levels.
(yes I took some of that from the Daily Show, John Stewart is pretty funny for a genius)

Don't forget to complain whenever you see the government doing something wrong. That's what we're supposed to do, for this is still a Democracy after all.
NOTE: Some historical references point out that from 2000 until 2004, America was actually a Feudal society.

I got rockets in my pocket. The River gives up a Queen. There's a 7, an 8, and a 10 on the board already. No flush possibilities. I bet big, cause I want the money damn it, the money. JV doesn't even flinch; he puts the chips in the pot. JV's got a Jack and a 9. That's wicked fucken stupid, but I still love poker like I love my momma.

What the hell did I do with myself before I played this game, anyway? I just got a nasty table and 650 clay chips on eBay for about 50 bucks each. The internet is almost as cool as Texas Hold'em.

Current 1'st place winners at Jeremy's Poker Palace:
Jeremy - 1 x
York - 1 x
Tod - 1 x
Linsdy - 1 x
Bob - 2 x

The palace will be moving to the University of New Hampshire as soon as me and my bud Keith find an apartment up there. I told you I would be back, UNH.

John Kerry rocks, and you should too.
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Oh, I've been reading the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and have since crapped about 6 golden bricks. Everyone who's ever wanted to know anything about life, the universe, or just about everything should read this book. Then read the rest of them.

Be back when I'm done fulfilling my next contract. And I might even be on my new Alienware system by then! DAUMN

So I get on the comp, right.
Drop the mic.
Walk up to these hot pics,
and I'm all like:
"Wazzap, ladies"
"My name's Ja rem E"
"I'm the lead runner in M-Town baby"

.... I drank a lot of coffee this morning

A new and improved McVador logo has been added to my site... I employed Golden Ratios and a bit'o Evil to get that "jeremyo" look to it. I will be adding an "original art" section to my site soon, though don't expect any Michelangelo Donotelo action... just my robot brickles and evil self portraits and stuff. Tell me what you think, good or bad. I won't cry.