Hold'em Poker

I got rockets in my pocket. The River gives up a Queen. There's a 7, an 8, and a 10 on the board already. No flush possibilities. I bet big, cause I want the money damn it, the money. JV doesn't even flinch; he puts the chips in the pot. JV's got a Jack and a 9. That's wicked fucken stupid, but I still love poker like I love my momma.

What the hell did I do with myself before I played this game, anyway? I just got a nasty table and 650 clay chips on eBay for about 50 bucks each. The internet is almost as cool as Texas Hold'em.

Current 1'st place winners at Jeremy's Poker Palace:
Jeremy - 1 x
York - 1 x
Tod - 1 x
Linsdy - 1 x
Bob - 2 x

The palace will be moving to the University of New Hampshire as soon as me and my bud Keith find an apartment up there. I told you I would be back, UNH.